Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Joke Time: The Gorilla and The Redneck

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper obviously agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500."

12 comments:

Cats r Flyfishn said...

OMG, Wayne, that was really funny. Unfortunately, this is just the type of folks that live in middle PA.

Wayne A. Schneider said...

Well, that might explain the Republican Congressional representation you've "enjoyed" these past twenty or so years. :)

Don't forget to vote in the poll! And thanks for stopping by. It's the first evidence I've seen that people are actually coming here. Long story.

Anonymous said...

I love this joke, Wayne!

And I love your song parodies!

~Zooey

Wayne A. Schneider said...

Thanks, Zooey. If you haven't already, don't forget to vote. And be brutally honest. Thank you.

Kamagra said...

I like the way your write articles.Very organized and straight to the point.Your blog is very informative.

sex shop tienda said...

Really helpful information, lots of thanks for your post.

www.asturias-3d.com said...

It cannot have effect as a matter of fact, that's exactly what I suppose.

home exercise equipment said...

I was very pleased to find this site.

Sarah Hall said...

So creative and unique! Your post is truly exclusive! If you need some continuation, please go to our writing custom service for individual assistance!

MBA Dissertation said...

Many thanks for such a write-up. I undoubtedly cherished reading it and talk about this it to my friends.

Geography Dissertation/
Journalism Dissertation/

subject essay writing said...

Great post, thank for share! I will return this blog to read more useful posts. Thanks!

academic essay writing
essay proofreading services

Abigail Bukai said...

What's up, well put together webpage you've going here.
Buy generic viagra online ed cure